Marital Harmony Enthusiast Prints

"I forgot our anniversary and you don't feel good about it, and, hey, that's O.K."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

'You're always taking the fun out of everything!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Gender Symbols

"I married for contrast."

The Cricket on the Hearth - Title-page to the first edition

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Lion Choir.

"It's your turn to throw out the dishes."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

Blanket Pull