Marital Challenge Solver Gifts

"My wife is constantly invading my personal space. I think she gets it from her family."

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"We're only staying together for the sake of our marriage guidance counsellor."

Company Ink.

'Will I still be married?'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"You complete me, Barbara."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'We don't text anymore.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"So this is me."

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

Life Tetris

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Quite frankly, I've had a gut-full of all his Shakespearean drama!"

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"I guess the honeymoon's over. My husband got me a gift card for a psychotherapist for our anniversary."

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

"You're keeping something from me, aren't you?"

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

'Share your innermost feelings or the remote gets it.'

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Silent Fight #8997