Marital Challenge Solver Pillows

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Company Ink.

"We're only staying together for the sake of our marriage guidance counsellor."

'Will I still be married?'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"You complete me, Barbara."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'We don't text anymore.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"So this is me."

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

"Well yes, I've been away for a long time, but you knew I worked on a Pirate Ship when we got married..."

Life Tetris

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."

'The only thing we have in common is that we're in love with the same woman.'

"Quite frankly, I've had a gut-full of all his Shakespearean drama!"

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

'Share your innermost feelings or the remote gets it.'

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Miss. you said that a single rabbit could reproduce a hundred times a year? What about a married rabbit?"

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Silent Fight #8997

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."