Maple Muncher Gifts

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'What are you eating now?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Alphabet soup

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

The Sacrificial Peep

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Cemetery Pie"

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Moon pies.

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Dragon toasts marshmallows

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'

'Hey, Jack, our pizza is done.'

Firemen rush into burning building, one at back is preparing to toast marshmallows.

Santa eats too many mince pies

"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."