Maple Lover Gifts

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"That's very offensive."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Trick or treat?"

Basic Instinct

Camouflage Unit

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Flava Superba

Witch Bonfire

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Bonfire

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'