Maple Lover Pillows

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"That's very offensive."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Trick or treat?"

Flava Superba

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

The Re-Giving Tree

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Camouflage Unit

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Basic Instinct

Witch Bonfire

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Grapes are my favorite fruit too."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Bonfire

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'