Maple Leaf Lover Pillows

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"You can always spot the Americans."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Danger Falling Leaves

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Leaf zone!

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Flava Superba

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

Camouflage Unit

The new fall content.