Maple Leaf Admirer Gifts

Fall in Canada

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Big Data Tonight

'See you in two weeks!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

David Bellamy

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

I know they told me not to bark

"I''m Adam from Canada, eh..."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

Poinsettia

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"At least my putting has improved."

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

"You're looking very autumnal."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'