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Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Big Data Tonight

'See you in two weeks!'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Poinsettia

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

"At least my putting has improved."

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Yes Man Is An Island: "Yes! Okay! Yea! No Problem! Absolutely!"

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."

'A remarkable specimen. It's a bonsai oak but badly affected by giantism.'