Kale Muncher Gifts

'What are you eating now?'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"I have fun-size kale bars for those using recyclable bags."

"I didn't smoke, drank in moderation, exercised, ate kale, and yet, here I am."

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

"No, honesty Billy. . . they don't use real dogs in them!"

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

Eric didn't know it yet, but he was about to fall in love with creamed kale.

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

"I'm staying healthy during lock-down by increasing my consumption of kale. . .the 'K' is silent."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'