Manure Mauler Gifts

Fan on Manure

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Keen gardener.

The stuff of Legend.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Well paid job

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

Workers constructing barcodes

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

The time has come for the revenge of the cows.

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.