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Fan on Manure

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Beginning Yarder.

"Mulch madness"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Keen gardener.

The stuff of Legend.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Well paid job

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Will work for manure.

Cow Pat Planning

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Workers constructing barcodes

'This is my latest sculpture in compacted poo. I call it 'got the trots'.'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

This is the last position I take where the job description is "heavy responsibility."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Gardener's Calendar: January - Look for some out-of-the-way corner and start your compost heap.

'No... It's too heavy, lads. We need the forklift truck.'

Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.