Mansion Marvels Gifts

"This is my place, and that's the guest house."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Day Dreamer.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

I love Harmonica

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Bleak House

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

'People soup again?'

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Dick Van Dyke

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Less is less

Rock on!

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer

'Now that's big money!'

"It amazes me how much I've achieved in such a short time."

Neat Trick.

"No, son, we're not under attack by aliens. Those are drones. It appears everyone owns one these days."

"You did that just to be a jerk."

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!