Mansion Living Gifts

"When you're an adult, you get the coolest clothes...your own set of killer wheels...and a huge, awesome crib!"

"Someone is approaching the house, Mr. Roscoe. Sir."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Use your imagination.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Snoopy with Laptop

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

The Day Dreamer.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Bleak House

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Suburban street.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

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