Mansion Marvels Pillows

"This is my place, and that's the guest house."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

The Day Dreamer.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

I love Harmonica

Bleak House

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

'People soup again?'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"Jesus, walking on top of the water does not count as a bath."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Dick Van Dyke

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Less is less

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

'Now that's big money!'

Rock on!

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer

'The future of web design has a name my friend: the Web-O-Matic 2000!'

Listening Room - Enter at your own risk!

Neat Trick.

"No, son, we're not under attack by aliens. Those are drones. It appears everyone owns one these days."