I've done all I can do, so I'm referring you to a specialist in financial planning.
Managing Medical Expenses Gifts
Looking for a gift that offers a bit of levity to someone navigating the challenges of managing medical expenses? Our collection features clever, supportive, and lighthearted items designed to bring comfort and humor to this stressful life event.
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'
Couple in bed with health charts
"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."
"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."
"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."
"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."
'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'
'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'
"Thanks for curing my multiple personality disorder, Doc... How much do we owe you?"
'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'
GPs should prescribe tailored exercise and weight loss to relieve osteoarthritis
Pacemaker Payments.
'Tell me if this hurts.'
"For healthy older patients like yourself who are running out of money, I prescribe red meat, fat, and booze."
'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'
'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'
'Don't pay the doctor...'
'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'
"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."
'Now, don't worry about how you're going to pay my bill...let me worry about that.'
"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."
Do you have health insurance ?
"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."
"It says here you've got a high threshold of pain. I'm going to present you with your bill now."
'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'
Health Costs
Doctor Nelson is expensive.
'Remove your clothes and your check book.'
"But I'm not well yet."
"You feel like a million bucks? Great! I'll tell our billing department"
'You don't have to pay me yet.'
Managing Medical Expenses Gifts Collection
Managing Medical Expenses Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs with witty takes on managing medical expenses—sure to bring smiles to anyone facing healthcare challenges.
Managing Medical Expenses Pillows
Find pillows that combine comfort and comedy, offering a cozy reminder that they’re not alone in managing healthcare expenses.
Managing Medical Expenses Prints
Browse prints that celebrate resilience and humor—great for uplifting any space during difficult times.
Managing Medical Expenses T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that blend humor and support for those dealing with managing medical costs—perfect wearables for resilient spirits.