Dealing With Medical Expenses Gifts

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Thanks for curing my multiple personality disorder, Doc... How much do we owe you?"

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"For healthy older patients like yourself who are running out of money, I prescribe red meat, fat, and booze."

'Tell me if this hurts.'

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

'Don't pay the doctor...'

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

Do you have health insurance ?

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

"It says here you've got a high threshold of pain. I'm going to present you with your bill now."

'Let's begin your exam with a simple coordination test. Swipe your credit card.'

"But I'm not well yet."

'I'm going to give you the good news in laymen's terms and the bad news in dollars and cents.'

Health Costs

'You don't have to pay me yet.'

"You feel like a million bucks? Great! I'll tell our billing department"

'What kinda miracle drug costs only $6!'

Bob just saw the bills... he's in the panic room.

"Medicare wants its hip back."