Dealing With Medical Expenses Gifts

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mr.Hooper, I've just got the report on your finances.'

'I'll need to run a few more tests. . . to cover my daughter's orthodontia.'

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

"I'm sorry, Mr Percival, but what you've got is not economically treatable."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'The biopsy is tiny, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.'

"I told you we were being stitched up. This consultant's bills are outrageous."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

"Thanks for curing my multiple personality disorder, Doc... How much do we owe you?"

'Bypass? This is more like a bill for an overpass!'

'Doc, before you jab it to me, what's the sticker price?'

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"For healthy older patients like yourself who are running out of money, I prescribe red meat, fat, and booze."

'Tell me if this hurts.'

'A lot of this has been going around. It comes from wondering who's going to pay for health insurance.'

"Ms. Mims will help you arrance financing."

'If you want affordable healthcare, go to the government website. My speciality is still unaffordable care.'

'Don't pay the doctor...'

'Sweet! Money to pay my health insurance premium!'

"He has sticker shock from his health care costs, doctor..."

Do you have health insurance ?

"It says here you've got a high threshold of pain. I'm going to present you with your bill now."

"I forgot to tell the doctor that it also hurts when I do THIS."

'Let's begin your exam with a simple coordination test. Swipe your credit card.'

I've done all I can do, so I'm referring you to a specialist in financial planning.

Health Costs

'I'm going to give you the good news in laymen's terms and the bad news in dollars and cents.'

"But I'm not well yet."

"You feel like a million bucks? Great! I'll tell our billing department"

'What kinda miracle drug costs only $6!'

'You don't have to pay me yet.'