Mammoth Misfit Gifts

"My parents hate it."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Butterfly Sales

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Mammoth hoover

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

Early blogs.

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

All's well that ends well

Wait, I think I'm doing this backward.

The Island of Misfit Pants

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.