Mammoth Misfit Prints

"My parents hate it."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'If this is 'Office Team Day' why are we wearing different colours?'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Mammoth hoover

'The next time he misses the paper, we're giving him away.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

'Your medical coverage does not consider that a medical necessity.'

In today's lesson, we'll talk about our ancestors 'The Mammoths'

He's my vaguely familiar.

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"Of course at this point, the egg salad went bad in the sandwich machine."

"Ah, Reid. You obviously didn't get my, 'you're fired' text."

"If music be the food of love, shut up."

'Everyone stay calm and don't make any sudden movement. Ok, men? Men?'

"How is the new hearing aid?"

The Island of Misfit Pants

All's well that ends well

Caveman shoots mammoth with arrow and blames his mate with the spear.

'That was absolutely HORRIBLE! When can you start?'