Mall Marathoner Gifts

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'Everything must go...manners included!'

"We're pretty wiped. In one day, we summitted Gucci, Fendi, Comme des Garcon, Louis Vuitton, and Century 21."

Judy was all about Christmas shopping...

Bring back early closing day.

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Bedding level 1. Spawning level 8.

37 years in the same position.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Surfing the daily stress

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Pirates at the mall.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'That Brown bears watching!'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'There's more than one kind of deficit.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."