Making Up After Argument Pillows

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Very sorry

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'