Making Amends Pillows

"It's horrible to be at the end of my life with all these regrets! Here I am, a stranger to my family because my career was more important than my family..."

Apology Cards

Remorse

Very sorry

"I got in with the wrong crowd."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

Hyacinths

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OK, what have you done?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Remorse code

"Nope - ya know what they say - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure..."

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!