Master Of Apologies Pillows

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'A dog ate my homework.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Greeting Cards

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

Remorse code

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Feeling guilty? Florest