Master Of Apologies Gifts

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

Priest's 'To do' list.

'A dog ate my homework.'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Sorry

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Greeting Cards

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

Remorse code

Feeling guilty? Florest

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"