Apology Master Pillows

'Can we please just forget everything I said. It was the office party, I'd had a few drinks...I didn't know what I was saying!'

Priest's 'To do' list.

'A dog ate my homework.'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

Very sorry

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'