Apology Artist Pillows

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

Say it with Flowers: 'Late - daffs. Drunk - roses. Stag party - carnations. Adultery - orchids.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

'Or, to match the spirit of our time, we have remorse on a stick.' (Shows arrow with sorry written on the shaft)

Bakery: Cherry Pie, Apple Pie and Humble Pie.

Sorry

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Have you ever tried saying it without flowers?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

My daddy ate my homework

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Sorry

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

A boy and his spin patrol.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."