Apology Artistry Pillows

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

My daddy ate my homework

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Sorry

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."