Apology Architect Pillows

"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Very sorry

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

Feeling guilty? Florest

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'