Apology Archivist Pillows

Booger-Boy Scandal 5: 'A-hem, 'Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling of the past and just get over it.''

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Catalogue of little books.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Sorry

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Dive in Archive.

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."