Apologies Pillows

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

'I've been a little naughty.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Say it with Flowers: 'Late - daffs. Drunk - roses. Stag party - carnations. Adultery - orchids.'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

'Apology accepted! Good day!'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Sorry

Greeting Cards

Feeling guilty? Florest

Sorry

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Very sorry

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'