Apologetic Artist Pillows

'Collecting two hundred and six tiny objects in a matchbox was fantastic - sorry I sneezed!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

My daddy ate my homework

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

A boy and his spin patrol.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'It was productive once we found someone to blame.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

"Can't do them, sorry. I'm waiting for the paint to dry."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'