
Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.
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Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.
'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'
Say it with Flowers: 'Late - daffs. Drunk - roses. Stag party - carnations. Adultery - orchids.'
Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.
'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'
'Or, to match the spirit of our time, we have remorse on a stick.' (Shows arrow with sorry written on the shaft)
Bakery: Cherry Pie, Apple Pie and Humble Pie.
Sorry
"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"
"Have you ever tried saying it without flowers?"
Priest's 'To do' list.
"The cat told me to eat your homework."
'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'
'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'
"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'
'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'
"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."
My daddy ate my homework
Sorry
"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."
"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
A boy and his spin patrol.
Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.
"Have I been good or have you been bad?"
'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'
Hyacinths
'I did my homework on my computer and before I could print it, it crashed.'
"OK, what have you done?"
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
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