Playful Arguers Pillows

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Do you think that's wise?'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Sucker!" / "Stirrer!"

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I'm sorry, Doctor, when you said benign growth, I thought you were referring to my husband."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"Okay, so the object of the game is to get into the most pedantic fight about the rules."

'You are always living in the past!'

Opposing viewpoint.

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

Aflac Fan and Matlock Fan Argue

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.

'I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying if you're RIGHT, I'm a Dutch uncle.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

Basketball - Short player pulling down shorts of tall player.