Excuse Making Pillows

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Homework flavored dog food

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Lame Lines

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

Production Meeting: Excuses

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'