'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'
Excuse Making Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for the master of excuse making in your life? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of justifications, featuring fun designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether it's a playful joke or a clever excuse, these products are perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and doesn't mind a bit of lighthearted dodge. Surprise your favorite excuse artist with a gift that tickles their funny bone and makes their excuses even more charming.
"For me, homework is more of a journey than a destination."
'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'
"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"
'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'
'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'
"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."
'My dog ate my computer.'
Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.
My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.
'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'
Homework flavored dog food
"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."
"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'
'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'
"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'
'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'
Lame Lines
"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."
"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.
"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'
Production Meeting: Excuses
"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"
"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."
"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."
"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."
Excuse Making Gifts Collection
Excuse Making Mugs
Explore our collection of excuse making mugs—perfect for every coffee or tea break filled with wit and humor.
Excuse Making Pillows
Discover excuse making pillows—funny, comfy, and perfect for adding a touch of humor to any space.
Excuse Making Prints
Browse our humorous prints celebrating excuse making—great for personalizing your space with wit and creativity.
Excuse Making T-Shirts
Check out our excuse making t-shirts—ideal for those who love to wear their humor and justify anything in style.