Magnificent Magnet Angler Gifts

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'I am smiling.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

A man fishing in a tree stump

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Fish Trophies: The One That Got Away.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"Oh, come on, Mr. Waldner, you knew I was an angler when you hired me."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Arctic fishing

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'