Magical Parents Pillows

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Are we there yet?'

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Mom, I think you're carrying us too much.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Children's Nursery

'You wash and I'll dry.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Modern Parents

Virtual Beach

Homeschooling

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

My dad makes his own beer.

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'