Magical Parents Gifts

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Are we there yet?'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Baby Hairstyles.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Children's Nursery

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Homeschooling

Virtual Beach

Modern Parents

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

My dad makes his own beer.

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'

"Jim was a model Dad".

'It just says strange things happened after she ate the wafers. It doesn't mention their street value.'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."