Magazine Readers Gifts

Sure, Al, you can borrow it when I'm done with it. But I'm kind of surprised that you want to read Money magazine. Oh, I'm sorry. I misread it. I thought it was MONKEY magazine. Never mind. MONEY.

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Easter Candy Island.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Highlights for Adults

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

I advertised in What Cow!

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

Leaky Weather Magazine.

"It's not funny peculiar or funny ha ha, it's funny New Yorker."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Man reading a tablet in library.

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Woman Gets Taken Away By Hairdryer.