Reading Magazines Gifts

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

bitter lemon...

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

'I reckon my blood pressure is raised by looking at all the celeb mags in your waiting rooms.'

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"Darling, do you have to fantasize?"

I advertised in What Cow!

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Waiting Room Quarterly

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.