Reading Magazines Prints

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Why are the only doctors with current magazines eye doctors?

bitter lemon...

'Earn Dollars a Day by Doing Absolutely Nothing!'

'I reckon my blood pressure is raised by looking at all the celeb mags in your waiting rooms.'

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"Darling, do you have to fantasize?"

I advertised in What Cow!

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

People. Speaking as a brat myself, I don't mind that Justin Bieber is a brat. I just resent the fact that he's a well-paid brat.

Royal Pic Photoshop

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

Entertainment Tonight

"Be honest, are you seeing someone else, or did you get that from 'Men's Health'?"

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Waiting Room Quarterly

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"I've seen a tulip before."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'