Magazine Reading Prints

Invasion of Privacy

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Pets.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Alien Beauty Magazine

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

It's 10 P.M. does anyone know what 'sequestration' means?

"Are those my slippers?!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Highlights for Adults

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."