Medical Magazine Reader Gifts

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Highlights for Adults

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"It's not funny peculiar or funny ha ha, it's funny New Yorker."

News and Magazines. Politics News. Presidential candidates are launching their campaigns earlier than ever. They must think the early bird gets the term!

Leaky Weather Magazine.

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

I advertised in What Cow!

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

Put your feet on the desk...I want people to think I'm out.

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

'It says: 'No refills until your primary care physician is released from jail'...'

Hospital Gift Shop

Medical Journal. I edited the article on pulmonary treatments. Now I need to write an abstract summarizing it. Ah, making a lung story short.

Royal Pic Photoshop

True confession

bitter lemon...

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Invasion of Privacy

Cultchah!

"Geoffrey also does crosswords to keep his mind active."

Surprise attack by the beanbag.

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

The Fashions for the Coming Season

You! Are thick magazine.

Reading 'Levetation Magazine'.

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

You'd think fro the cost of an appointment, the doctor could afford current magazines!