Reading Medical Books Gifts

"Remember 'It's not the coughing that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in'!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Early Blood Draw

Doctor consulting a textbook.

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Hospital Gift Shop

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

'It says: 'No refills until your primary care physician is released from jail'...'

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'I'm sorry, but there are now 16,000 medical jounals, and I no longer have time to see any patients.'

'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'

"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"

"NO SMOKING PILL"

"I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed..."

How to Keep the Doctors Guessing

"We did the best we could, but I was doing drugs during most of medical school."

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

'Ah! Doctor Fallot! I've read your tetralogy! Very Stimulating!'

What to do till medicine is discovered....

The Speculum

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

'You're a doctor and you were making a house call? -- You expect anybody to believe that alibi?'

Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route

"The extra charge is for arguing with me from what you've read on the Net."