Medical Textbook Enthusiast Gifts

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Doctors Discussion

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Doctors

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Urology...can you hold?'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"This feels so familiar."