Health Literature Reader Gifts

"NO SMOKING PILL"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

dog reading EKG

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"If it's all the same to you, I'd rather eat this not knowing what the latest science suggests."

"Actually I feel great but I read on the coronavirus blog that that might just be a symptom."

Hospital Gift Shop

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

2020's Bug Bear

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

'I'm sorry, but there are now 16,000 medical jounals, and I no longer have time to see any patients.'

'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'

'It has been one of those days when every patient has read the same medical article in Reader's Digest.'

"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"

"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."

How to Keep the Doctors Guessing

"Okay everyone, it's time for the affordable healthcare dance!"

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

The World of Exercise Equipment.

'You seem sceptical.'

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

"I can't read any ingredients. Is it all natural?"

The Spreaders

'Your problem is quite simple. Millions of people have. But the medical profession has no answer for it.'

'Ah! Doctor Fallot! I've read your tetralogy! Very Stimulating!'

I've already got a diagnosis from homedoc.com, but I thought I'd see you for a second opinion!

'I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I've either got...'

They finally decided to listen to what the potato chip had to say.

Cookbooks, diet books, eating disorders