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"Remember 'It's not the coughing that carries you off - it's the coffin they carry you off in'!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Early Blood Draw

Doctor consulting a textbook.

Hospital Gift Shop

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'In this practice we like to have the best of the old with the best of the new.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'It says: 'No refills until your primary care physician is released from jail'...'

'Night sweats, what night sweats?'

'I'm sorry, but there are now 16,000 medical jounals, and I no longer have time to see any patients.'

'We'll just mill around till he's asleep, and then send him back up. This operation is actually for a placebo effect.'

"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

"I had an accident at work. Can you treat me at your hospital?"

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"I've conducted a meta analysis of the myriad of tests we've run and I think I can say with a certain level of certainty that you are probably screwed..."

How to Keep the Doctors Guessing

"NO SMOKING PILL"

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."

"We did the best we could, but I was doing drugs during most of medical school."

'Ah! Doctor Fallot! I've read your tetralogy! Very Stimulating!'

What to do till medicine is discovered....

The Speculum

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'

Lady examines book genre 'Stuff they never taught you in nursing school.'

'You're a doctor and you were making a house call? -- You expect anybody to believe that alibi?'

Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route

"The extra charge is for arguing with me from what you've read on the Net."

"We can't seem to agree... tell us, what do YOU thing is wrong with you?"