Medical Comic Reader Gifts

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Time Machine Collision

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Easter Candy Island.

Mou...Man trap!

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!