Medical Comic Reader Gifts

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'