Reading Medical Comics Gifts

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Orthopaedist

Lazy Doctor

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"I'm having you fitted with a monitoring device that will help reduce blood glucose during meals by automatically signaling the brain to reduce food absorption. It's called a belt."

'Now, don't panic, but I'd like you to take off all your clothes so we can burn them.'

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Golf cart in the hospital.

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

'For Valentine's Day!'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

"Now where was I?"

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

"Can we cut down his tranquilisers please?"