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'You don't have a hormone imbalance. You have a fat imbalance!'

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

'The bad news . . . you've got lice.The good news . . . there's only one.'

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'I'm sending you to see another doctor, he's a specialist in hyperchondria.'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Lazy Doctor

"Lay off the junk food, your pancreas is rusty"

Golf cart in the hospital.

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

'Have I been waiting long? Well, I guess so. I was forty three years old when I came in.'

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

'For Valentine's Day!'

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

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'His heartbeat has been like that ever since he had the pig valve installed.'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'What do we do in a case like this? -- He's sick because he swallowed his insurance card.'

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

"Doctor, I've got double vision...!"

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

"I hope for your sake that my watch stopped!"

"Glad to hear my health's improved since my last visit. But to be honest, Doc...I never did anything you advised!"

'I know it's a bummer. We don't like it any more than you do. Now, back away from the desk.'

'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'

Take these three times a day until I feel better.